Random thoughts of a demented mind (attached to a leg with a twisted tendon)

• Doctors should be legally mandated to take calls at all hours. And make home visits when required.
• Nobody quite gets me except the guy who comes to collect the garbage everyday. He admitted to crying loudly and all the time, when the same thing happened to him. I immediately felt like less of an entitled cry baby.
• If I ever get a husband/ live-in partner/platonic room-mate, it will have to be an orthopedic specialist.
• A friend recently wondered aloud how wonderful it would be if we could excise certain body parts when possible, to be attachable, whenever convenient. She was talking in the context of a certain female body part. Should be equally applicable to your legs.
• You think/ say a lot of crap when in pain.